Featured Tune: "The News" from I, Captain

Headlines with a Groove: “The News” Delivers a Funk-Packed Reality Check

Imagine flipping through a newspaper, but instead of dry ink and grim headlines, you're hit with a groove so tight it makes your shoulders shimmy. That’s what “The News” by I, Captain feels like—a funky, full-volume broadcast that makes you move even as it makes you think.

Right out the gate, the track throws you into a whirlwind of chunky guitar licks and an unapologetically tight rhythm section. It’s the kind of sound that commands attention—not with force, but with swagger. There’s a confident pulse in the music, almost like it's marching right up to your front door with a megaphone and a dance beat.

But beneath the infectious energy lies something deeper: a message. The lyrics prod at how we consume media, how we sometimes drift through chaos numbed by headlines. It's sly, it's sharp, and it’s all wrapped in irresistible funk-rock packaging.

I, Captain isn’t just making noise—they’re making a statement. “The News” is witty, fearless, and undeniably cool. You don’t just hear it—you feel it in your bones and maybe, just maybe, in your conscience too.

Turn it up. This is news worth dancing to.